May 2013
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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aragingquiet:
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the...
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To my most recent set of followers this week:
Hello and welcome! You may proceed to praise me immediately…
you can also ask music questions or whatever…you know, whichever one works best for you
“For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives...”
– Carrie Rickey
(via fireworkselectricbright)
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay...
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a-mock-turtle:
federalists:
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
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I forgot what bananas tasted like...
10 minutes ago I had a banana.
About a minute ago I was like “what is that taste in my mouth?”
It took me a full goddamned minute to remember 1, that I had a banana, and 2, that that’s what bananas taste like
You guys, I think this is my brain telling me its going to shut down.
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