Meatballs in Alfredo sauce…pasta is for the weak!
Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded...– About how to “get a better blowjob”, Maxim UK quoted on Nerve.com (via mikesridingbikes)
Screw you Carulli, you and your Etude!
Guitar Lessoning until 1ish, then home to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for several hours and then go to work…
I feel so tired today. Also, I do not wish to work this evening, if only because I wish to lay about and play videogames
My phone is desperately trying to tell me something, though I have no idea what. All I know is that there is a symbol on a bar and I hate it
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